The Greenhouse

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

“no! drink it aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll brofessor!”

cue more giggling

You grin and put the bottle to your lips.

“I’m going for drinking it in one go.”

You then begin chugging it.

You just…watch. 

Its impressive. 

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

You really should. you sigh and finish the glass you have and nod

“fiiiiiiiiine but but…ok listen ok? only because…only because I want to ok? ok”

“Okay, Harley.”

You pick up the bottle

“Mind if I drink straight from this, then?”

“no! drink it aaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll brofessor!”

cue more giggling

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

You finish yours, esperate to prove you can keep  up with him. You obviously cant. 

“You may as well quit while you’re ahead, Harley. I’ve been drinking since I was 13 you’ve got nothin’ on me.”

You really should. you sigh and finish the glass you have and nod

“fiiiiiiiiine but but…ok listen ok? only because…only because I want to ok? ok”

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

“Too much information brofessor!”

You chuckle and finish off your glass.

You finish yours, esperate to prove you can keep  up with him. You obviously cant. 

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

You take an overly large gulp of the firewhiskey and shake your head

“There is really only one stallion I like. And he is the coolest of all stallions”

“If it’s a troll allow me to correct you. They’re krakens.”

You sip at your drink and let out a content sigh.

“Too much information brofessor!”

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

You giggle louder. 

You have successfully flustered Dirk LAlonde, epitome of all that is cool, and perv extraordinairre

“Maybe you should bit a bit more careful or you’ll end up on a horse you don’t like. I’ve seen some pretty wild stallions around.”

You prop up your face with your hand and stick your tongue into your drink.

You take an overly large gulp of the firewhiskey and shake your head

“There is really only one stallion I like. And he is the coolest of all stallions”

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

You giggle again. This is not the giggle of a sober woman

“Oh yes. I like feeling all that power and muscle between my legs”

Your jaw drops

“U- Uh…”

You giggle louder. 

You have successfully flustered Dirk LAlonde, epitome of all that is cool, and perv extraordinairre

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

“I like to ride” you say simply, one eyebrow arched, although yoru blush is still there in full force. 

You wonder if he would pick up the not-so-subtle wordplay there. 

Prpbably. It IS the brofessor after all. 

You down your own glass. 

You are starting to become a bit tipsy

You cough, your cheeks flaring.

“Ohoho, never would’ve guessed you were the riding type.”

You pour another glass and grin.

You giggle again. This is not the giggle of a sober woman

“Oh yes. I like feeling all that power and muscle between my legs”

>Brofessor: Meet up with Jade

runeprofessor:

hufflepuffherbologist:

Yuo take the glass, tilting your head to one side. 

Think. Think think think think think. 

“Making horsey noises?” you then start to click your tongue, imitating hoofbeats

“Didn’t know horses could make you blush so much. I know Equestrian is a great thing to watch, but I can’t say I’ve ever blushed over it.”

You make clicking noises back before draining your glass.

“I like to ride” you say simply, one eyebrow arched, although yoru blush is still there in full force. 

You wonder if he would pick up the not-so-subtle wordplay there. 

Prpbably. It IS the brofessor after all. 

You down your own glass. 

You are starting to become a bit tipsy